"Ophelia" > wrote in message
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> cybercat wrote:
>> > wrote in message
>> ups.com...
>>> On Nov 3, 7:38 am, wrote:
>>> In today's kitchen,...the first thing we think of is....... what
>>> gadget can I buy to do this job. The gadget probably is already in
>>> your kitchen.
>>>
>>> What would your Grandmother have done....yep...grab a sharp knife and
>>> get going withough complaint. She probably would be thrilled to HAVE
>>> five hundred tomatoes.
>>>
>>
>> Not my grandmother. She would have lit a cigarette, reapplied her
>> lipstick, and said, "What fresh hell is this?"
>
> LOL

That is a Dorothy Parker line, as you may know. I should have given an
attribution.