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Default how the hell do I dice 500 tomatoes?

cybercat wrote:
> "Ophelia" > wrote in message
> ...
>> cybercat wrote:
>>> > wrote in message
>>> ups.com...
>>>> On Nov 3, 7:38 am, wrote:
>>>> In today's kitchen,...the first thing we think of is....... what
>>>> gadget can I buy to do this job. The gadget probably is already in
>>>> your kitchen.
>>>>
>>>> What would your Grandmother have done....yep...grab a sharp knife
>>>> and get going withough complaint. She probably would be thrilled
>>>> to HAVE five hundred tomatoes.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Not my grandmother. She would have lit a cigarette, reapplied her
>>> lipstick, and said, "What fresh hell is this?"

>>
>> LOL

>
> That is a Dorothy Parker line, as you may know. I should have
> given an attribution.


I know but It was still funny