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Default how the hell do I dice 500 tomatoes?

Oh pshaw, on Sat 03 Nov 2007 06:43:18a, cybercat meant to say...

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> "Ophelia" > wrote in message
> ...
>> cybercat wrote:
>>> > wrote in message
>>> ups.com...
>>>> On Nov 3, 7:38 am, wrote:
>>>> In today's kitchen,...the first thing we think of is....... what
>>>> gadget can I buy to do this job. The gadget probably is already in
>>>> your kitchen.
>>>>
>>>> What would your Grandmother have done....yep...grab a sharp knife and
>>>> get going withough complaint. She probably would be thrilled to HAVE
>>>> five hundred tomatoes.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Not my grandmother. She would have lit a cigarette, reapplied her
>>> lipstick, and said, "What fresh hell is this?"

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>> LOL

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> That is a Dorothy Parker line, as you may know. I should have given an
> attribution.
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A great line, nevertheless.

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