On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 20:41:26 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote:

>In article >,
> Janet Baraclough > wrote:
>
>> The message 4>
>> from Wayne Boatwright > contains these words:
>>
>> > Oh pshaw, on Fri 02 Nov 2007 08:00:50a, Sqwertz meant to say...
>>
>> > > On Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:52:08 +0200, ravenlynne wrote:
>> > >
>> > >> Sqwertz wrote:
>> > >
>> > >>> You need to killfile everything posted from Google. Show no
>> > >>> mercy to those Google-whiners. If somebody gets offended, spit on
>> > >>> them.
>> > >>
>> > >> Really, you should teach seminars. ;-)
>> > >
>> > > I'm thinking of starting my own religion - Wertzism.
>> > >
>> > > -sw
>> > >
>>
>> > Would our followers be called Wertzites or Wertzians?
>>
>> just "Suckers" :-)
>>
>> Join my religion; after the 10 dollar eternal-registration fee no
>> further effort or input is required. Paid-up members can say, do and
>> think what the hell they like with a guaranteed zero risk of frying
>> alive or doggybag-doom.
>
>
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