In article >,
Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> In article
> >,
> Dan Abel > wrote:

> > I fail to see a significant difference between hot dogs with catsup, and
> > meatballs with grape jelly and chili sauce, except that meatballs taste
> > a lot better than hot dogs. You are free to disavow me.
>
> Heck, no, Dan. I'd never disavow you. Do you put anything on a hot
> dog? Are you gonna disavow your wife because of the ketchup or because
> of the hot dog?

Because of the catsup. I used to put catsup on my hot dogs, but now I'm
all growed up. I put mustard on. My wife can't stand mustard. She
went to the In&Out with a friend. The friend said to try the hamburger
"animal style". My wife was sick all afternoon. When I explained that
"animal style" meant that they put mustard on it before frying it, she
understood why she had gotten sick.