On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:24:04 -0000, The Lovely Miss Perkoff
> wrote:

>I stopped eating eggs when I put some thought into it.
>
>I mean think about it, eggs are pretty much aborted chickens.
>
>When you're eating your eggs if you think to yourself "This is an
>aborted chicken fetus" it sorta grosses you out.
>
>That's why I stopped eating eggs.
>
This is old material. Some comedian in the 1960s, I forgot his name,
used this as part of his routine. Also had bits about milk and
weiners. I don't remember the jokes. They were no funnier than the OP.