"Dee.Dee" wrote:
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> "Arri London" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> >
> > "Dee.Dee" wrote:
> >>
> >> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> >> > Dee.Dee said...
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> DH and I were having coffee this afternoon talking about stupid
> >> >> things.
> >> >> We couldn't figure out why they put those stickers on your returns at
> >> >> the doors at Costco and Walmart; what it accomplishes for them.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > OH!
> >> >
> >> > I was going to ask if I could order a rare steak in Heaven?
> >> >
> >> > Boy, am I green!
> >> >
> >> > Andy
> >>
> >> You have to wait until you get there to ask! Have you got enough points
> >> yet?
> >> ;-))
> >>
> >> Dee Dee
> >
> > Points???? Thought the loyalty card was enough...
>
> Now you've got a point there! (no pun intended)
> LOL.
> Dee Dee

Can't think of any Biblical references to the menus in
Heaven...wondering if the food is going to be any good LOL!

Do have a clean joke in that respect:

Elderly Jewish man dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter is there to greet
him and says 'Please be seated at the eternal banquet table and enjoy
yourself'. The man says 'Is the food kosher here? I've never eaten
anything unkosher in my life.' The Gatekeeper smiles and replies 'You
don't need to worry about that in Heaven. Those rules no longer apply up
here.' The old man still looks uncertain: 'Are you sure?' St Peter nods.
The man considers for a few moments. 'Hmmmm...I'll have the fish, thank
you!'