"Ophelia" > wrote in message
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> blake murphy wrote:
>>> Do you expect friends to wear hats while preparing food, like
>>> workers in some restaurants?
>>>
>>
>> i wear a fireman's hat when i cook. that way, if there's a grease
>> fire or something, i'm covered.
>
> cor! and do you have a very long hose?

I heard that it's hairy