"Dee.Dee" wrote:
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> "Arri London" > wrote in message
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> > "Dee.Dee" wrote:
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> >> "Arri London" > wrote in message
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> >> > "Dee.Dee" wrote:
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> >> >> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
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> >> >> > Dee.Dee said...
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> >> >> >> DH and I were having coffee this afternoon talking about stupid
> >> >> >> things.
> >> >> >> We couldn't figure out why they put those stickers on your returns
> >> >> >> at
> >> >> >> the doors at Costco and Walmart; what it accomplishes for them.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > OH!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I was going to ask if I could order a rare steak in Heaven?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Boy, am I green!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Andy
> >> >>
> >> >> You have to wait until you get there to ask! Have you got enough
> >> >> points
> >> >> yet?
> >> >> ;-))
> >> >>
> >> >> Dee Dee
> >> >
> >> > Points???? Thought the loyalty card was enough...
> >>
> >> Now you've got a point there! (no pun intended)
> >> LOL.
> >> Dee Dee
> >
> > Can't think of any Biblical references to the menus in
> > Heaven...wondering if the food is going to be any good LOL!
> >
> > Do have a clean joke in that respect:
> >
> > Elderly Jewish man dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter is there to greet
> > him and says 'Please be seated at the eternal banquet table and enjoy
> > yourself'. The man says 'Is the food kosher here? I've never eaten
> > anything unkosher in my life.' The Gatekeeper smiles and replies 'You
> > don't need to worry about that in Heaven. Those rules no longer apply up
> > here.' The old man still looks uncertain: 'Are you sure?' St Peter nods.
> > The man considers for a few moments. 'Hmmmm...I'll have the fish, thank
> > you!'
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> Your joke was wasted on me -- I was hoping for a laugh. Darn!
> DeeDee

Sorry about that. If someone isn't certain the food somewhere is kosher,
they usually ask for the fish. Does that help any?