Sheldon wrote:
> Myrl Jeffcoat wrote:
>> I have a different take on it, which comes from the clown (lurking
>> deep inside) which is always screaming to get out. I'd probably take
>> that hair (hoping it was a long one), and put one end of it in my
>> mouth, and slurp it in like a kid eating a speghetti noodle;-(
>
>
> I've often found myself in a compromising position with a foreign hair
> in my mouth, but being the accommodating soul that I am I just sally
> forth without missing a lick. Spasghetti is one thing but do you have
> any idea how difficult it is to slurp a hair, especially a ringlet...
> you have extrodinary oral talents... we gotta get to know each other
> more intimately.
>
> Sheldon Scuba
>

Why am I not surprised? What was his name?