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Default How Would You Handle This?

cybercat wrote:
> "Dan" <intrceptor@gmaildotcom> wrote in message
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>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> Myrl Jeffcoat wrote:
>>>> I have a different take on it, which comes from the clown (lurking
>>>> deep inside) which is always screaming to get out. I'd probably take
>>>> that hair (hoping it was a long one), and put one end of it in my
>>>> mouth, and slurp it in like a kid eating a speghetti noodle;-(
>>>
>>> I've often found myself in a compromising position with a foreign hair
>>> in my mouth, but being the accommodating soul that I am I just sally
>>> forth without missing a lick. Spasghetti is one thing but do you have
>>> any idea how difficult it is to slurp a hair, especially a ringlet...
>>> you have extrodinary oral talents... we gotta get to know each other
>>> more intimately.
>>>
>>> Sheldon Scuba
>>>

>> Why am I not surprised? What was his name?

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> You know, I don't like you, but I genuinely despise Sheldon.
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Fantastic!