"jmcquown" > wrote in message
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> Kathleen wrote:
>> cybercat wrote:
>>
>>> And if you use it, don't forget and leave the cranberry sauce in the
>>> fridge until after dinner is over!'
>>>
>>> (Just things my family used to do ...)
>>
>>
>> For bonus points roast the turkey with the giblet packet in place, or,
>> after asking what you should bring, show up a half hour after dinner
>> time with a raw head of broccoli.
>
> My mom used to put (store-bought) rolls in the oven to heat and then
> forget
> to set the timer. We wound up with burnt rolls every holiday. "Don't
> forget to set the timer!" became the family holiday joke

But you couldn't be bothered to check the rolls? I thought that you would
have volunteered to make home made rolls. You brag so much about your
cooking ability, but it seems that you aren't even capable of watching
(store bought) rolls for your own Mother?

What a witch and bitch you are. No wonder your family won't invite you for
holidays.

>
> Jill the bitch
>
>