One time on Usenet, Goomba38 > said:

> One champagne flute broken (and *I* did it! knocked it over while
> clearing dishes) but otherwise no bodily injuries, burns, mis-prepared
> food, accidental loss of silverware in to the trash (my kids have been
> known to..... )
> A wonderful day all around!

Great! Our dinner came out perfectly, including the turkey! This is
probably the first time I've coordinated a big meal and not felt that
something was wrong with it. I had a lot of help though. The day was
lovely and the dog didn't knock down the grandmother... :-)

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Jani in WA