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Rufus

Bobo Bonobo(R) wrote:
> On Nov 30, 7:37 pm, "Bobo Bonobo(R)" > wrote:
>> On Nov 30, 6:08 pm, MR b0R rehpyC > wrote:
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>>> Beheading: When the bleeding slows, preparation for decapitation can
>>> be started. Continue the cut to the throat around the entire neck,
>>> from the jawline to the back of the skull. Once muscle and ligament
>>> have been sliced away, the head can be cleanly removed by gripping it
>>> on either side and twisting it off, separation occurring where the
>>> spinal cord meets the skull. This is indicative of the method to be
>>> used for dividing other bones or joints, in that the meat should
>>> generally be cut through first with a knife, and the exposed bone then
>>> separated with a saw or cleaver. The merits of keeping the skull as a
>>> trophy are debatable for two principal reasons. First, a human skull
>>> may call suspicious attention to the new owner. Secondly, thorough
>>> cleaning is difficult due to the large brain mass, which is hard to
>>> remove without opening the skull. The brain is not good to eat.
>>> Removing the tongue and eyes, skinning the head, and placing it
>>> outside in a wire cage may be effective. The cage allows small
>>> scavengers such as ants and maggots to cleanse the flesh from the
>>> bones, while preventing it being carried off by larger scavengers,
>>> such as dogs and children. After a sufficient period of time, you may
>>> retrieve the skull and boil it in a dilute bleach solution to
>>> sterilize it and wash away any remaining tissue.
>> Children do tend to find loose human body parts fascinating:
>>
>> http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2000-05-02/index.html
>
> And this one too:
> http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2002-09-03/index.html
>> --Bryan
>
> --Bryan

....so, a Big Mac is kosher kill, or what?

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- Rufus