Becca wrote:
> On of my neighbor's was learning how to cook (his wife had recently
> passed away). He was cooking frozen french fries and he put dish washing
> liquid in the pan instead of cooking oil.
>
> Even worse, I was on a cruise, and a man showed up at the dinner table
> with only one eyebrow. �He used, what he thought was a tube of
> sunscreen, but it was his wife's depilatory. �When his skin started to
> burn, he washed it off, but the eyebrows went with it.
>
> Becca

Ooowee... he must have really been retarded... not to have thought to
shave off the other eyebrow, then no one would have noticed. And
women add falsies with eyebrow pencil all the time

Sheldon