Wayne Boatwright > wrote in
3.184:

> Oh pshaw, on Sun 02 Dec 2007 11:24:54a, Nancy Young meant to say...
>
>>
>> "Becca" > wrote
>>
>>> On of my neighbor's was learning how to cook (his wife had recently
>>> passed away). He was cooking frozen french fries and he put dish
>>> washing liquid in the pan instead of cooking oil.
>>>
>>> Even worse, I was on a cruise, and a man showed up at the dinner
table
>>> with only one eyebrow. He used, what he thought was a tube of
>>> sunscreen, but it was his wife's depilatory. When his skin started
to
>>> burn, he washed it off, but the eyebrows went with it.
>>
>> At first I thought both stories were about the same guy and I
>> thought you should talk him into seeing a doctor about getting
>> glasses. Heh.
>>
>> nancy
>>
>>
>>
>
> Or at last a false eyebrow. :-)
>

Manly men don't usually travel with a collection of Eyebrow replacements
on hand. A bottle opener/ corkscrew yes, a spare eyebrow no.

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The house of the burning beet-Alan

It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore