Herself > wrote:
>What about the gajillion ways to not tear up when cutting onion? I was
>told hold a wooden matchstick in my mouth (not lit). Still hasn't
>worked.

Do what I do: buy a house with a central-air register
behind your head. The fumes blow away from you and
you wonder what all these fools are doing whining about
slicing onions.

--Blair
"Weaklings."