"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote in
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> "tert in seattle" > wrote in message
> ...
>> I've got some bread and a toaster
>>
>> now what?
>>
>
>
> Fill the bath tub. Plug in the toaster with an extension cord long
> enough to reach the tub. Get in the tub. Put bread in toaster, and
> press down the lever. Drop toaster into water.
>
>

You forgot to tell them to put on "white rabbit" on really, really, loud.