On Dec 15, 9:04 pm, Sarah Gray > wrote:
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote :
>
> > "tert in seattle" > wrote in message
> ...
> >> I've got some bread and a toaster
>
> >> now what?
>
> > Fill the bath tub. Plug in the toaster with an extension cord long
> > enough to reach the tub. Get in the tub. Put bread in toaster, and
> > press down the lever. Drop toaster into water.
>
> You forgot to tell them to put on "white rabbit" on really, really, loud.

No, silly. That's for when you take the whole bottle of Tylenol.

--Bryan