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Default how do you make toast

"Bobo Bonobo(R)" > wrote in
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> On Dec 15, 9:37 pm, Sarah Gray > wrote:
>> "Bobo Bonobo(R)" > wrote
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>> > On Dec 15, 9:04 pm, Sarah Gray > wrote:
>> >> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote
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>> >> > "tert in seattle" > wrote in message
>> >> ...
>> >> >> I've got some bread and a toaster

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>> >> >> now what?

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>> >> > Fill the bath tub. Plug in the toaster with an extension cord
>> >> > long enough to reach the tub. Get in the tub. Put bread in
>> >> > toaster, and press down the lever. Drop toaster into water.

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>> >> You forgot to tell them to put on "white rabbit" on really,
>> >> really, loud.

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>> > No, silly. That's for when you take the whole bottle of Tylenol.

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>> Don't you mean Robitussin?
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> Because Mother gives it to you, and it doesn't "do anything at all"?
>

more because it whacks you out more than anything else I've ever
taken...