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"Janet" > wrote:

> Hve you heard the Dorothy Parker quip? Words to this effect: "The definition
> of eternity: two people and a ham."

I just went through it. Dorothy didn't have a good freezer. Three pounds
of ham are chilling out for later. I'm so glad I didn't know that
woman's wrath.

Definition of Hell:
Dorothy Parker didn't like you.

leo