On Dec 26, 3:36*pm, Karen AKA Kajikit > wrote:
> Aside from oysters/seafood (dh is deathly allergic) and asparagus (dh
> hates it...) I want to make a very romantic New Years Eve dinner for
> us... suggestions?
>
> And I've already got the chocolate under control :P

Get a strap on dildo, slap it on the table and yell IT'S DINNERTIME
BITCH!!! then shove it into the shocked "O" of his mouth.