On Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:40:36 GMT, blake murphy >
wrote:

>does your red tabasco sauce separate? i buy the small bottles, don't
>refrigerate them, and in a day's time two different bottles have had a
>thin clear layer of i presume vinegar on the bottom. i have no safety
>worries, just that i don't recall this happening before. maybe i just
>can't shake it like i used to.
>
>
I wonder how you've contributed to this situation. Are you an
emotional co-dependent?

Taken from my new favorite show: Dog Whisperer
http://dogdoright.com/canine-seperation-anxiety.htm

Simple Program to Reduce Separation Anxiety

The following stages should be undertaken when you have some time to
spend at home, such as on a weekend. While these training steps won't
cure Tabasco Sauce Separation Anxiety completely, they will reduce the
frequency and intensity of emotional outbursts:

Stage 1 - Introduce mental separation. Completely ignore the sauce
for a period of 30 minutes while in the same room. Ignoring means: do
not touch, look at, or speak to the sauce.

Stage 2 - Introduce physical separation. Restrict the sauce's access
to you.

Stage 3 - Increase the distance of the physical separation. The sauce
is further from you, but still within sight. Combine with mental
separation.

Stage 4 - Cut off visual contact with the sauce within the same room.

Stage 5 - Move sauce into another room while you are still home.

There ya go.... that was easy, wasn't it?

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