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separation anxiety
sf wrote:
> On Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:40:36 GMT, blake murphy >
> wrote:
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>> does your red tabasco sauce separate? i buy the small bottles, don't
>> refrigerate them, and in a day's time two different bottles have had
>> a thin clear layer of i presume vinegar on the bottom. i have no
>> safety worries, just that i don't recall this happening before.
>> maybe i just can't shake it like i used to.
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> I wonder how you've contributed to this situation. Are you an
> emotional co-dependent?
>
> Taken from my new favorite show: Dog Whisperer
> http://dogdoright.com/canine-seperation-anxiety.htm
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> Simple Program to Reduce Separation Anxiety
>
> The following stages should be undertaken when you have some time to
> spend at home, such as on a weekend. While these training steps won't
> cure Tabasco Sauce Separation Anxiety completely, they will reduce the
> frequency and intensity of emotional outbursts:
>
> Stage 1 - Introduce mental separation. Completely ignore the sauce
> for a period of 30 minutes while in the same room. Ignoring means: do
> not touch, look at, or speak to the sauce.
>
> Stage 2 - Introduce physical separation. Restrict the sauce's access
> to you.
>
> Stage 3 - Increase the distance of the physical separation. The sauce
> is further from you, but still within sight. Combine with mental
> separation.
>
> Stage 4 - Cut off visual contact with the sauce within the same room.
>
> Stage 5 - Move sauce into another room while you are still home.
>
> There ya go.... that was easy, wasn't it?
ROFL
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