Blair P. Houghton > wrote:

> Herself > wrote:
> >What about the gajillion ways to not tear up when cutting onion? I was
> >told hold a wooden matchstick in my mouth (not lit). Still hasn't
> >worked.
>
> Do what I do: buy a house with a central-air register
> behind your head. The fumes blow away from you and
> you wonder what all these fools are doing whining about
> slicing onions.

And then pick the bits of dust off the chopped onion? :-)

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'Tis Herself