On Jan 1, 6:30 pm, Dan > wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> > "<RJ>" wrote:
> >> I was skimming a Better Homes & Gardens Cookbook �ca 1962
> >> when I found a recipe suitable for "Mockery & Derision"
>
> >> � � � � � � � � "15 Minute Banquet"
>
> >> Cut � � � Can of SPAM into 12 slices
> >> � � � � � � stud with cloves, brown in fry pan.
>
> >> Add � � � 1 X �11oz can of yams, drained
> >> � � � � � � � sprinkle with salt !
>
> >> Spoon � �1/3 c �pineapple jam over meat & yams
>
> >> Heat � � � �uncovered, basting often.
>
> >> Serves � � 4
>
> >> People really ate like that 40 years ago ?
> >> SPAM and a small can of yams to feed four ?
>
> >> Amazing !
>
> > I still eat like that... I'm amazing!
>
> An amazing loser asshole perhaps.

He also drinks filthy cheap vodka, and insists that decent vodka is a
waste of money if you're going to use it in mixed drinks.

--Bryan