On Jan 1, 6:31 pm, Dan > wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> > Little Malice wrote:
> >> Maybe you guys have this info memorized, but I rounded up some
> >> stuff about chocolate substitution and thought I'd share.
>
> > What's to share... the only substitution for chocolate is sex.
>
> Keep buying your chocolate in that case - unless you count feline
> bestiality as "sex".

Just because it's not the kind of sex that appeals to you or I, does
not mean that it's not sex. You're being a species bigot.

--Bryan