On Wed 02 Jan 2008 04:40:30p, Lou Decruss told us...

> On Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:43:33 -0500, Goomba38 >
> wrote:
>
>>Karen wrote:
>>
>>> chicken wings are so much fun, especially when you eat them with
>>> people who don't care what you look like when you eat them. Hope you
>>> know what I mean.
>>
>>
>>That is soooooooo not true! A couple of years ago while deployed with a
>>group of fellow disaster workers we were at a bar eating wings. One
>>chick with us made such a mess of herself (I'm talking sauce all over
>>her cheeks, not just her lips and fingers!) that one of the guys took
>>pictures of her. She was proud to have her picture taken. The girl has
>>no idea that they're shown around like a joke and her eating style is
>>still laughed about by all these men who probably never saw a girl eat
>>so badly.
>>This woman is very sweet and kind yet to watch her eat is very
>>distasteful. She chews with her mouth open and talks with a mouthful.
>>She smacks her lips and fingers then finishes the meal by throwing her
>>napkin (cloth or paper, it doesn't matter!) onto her plate. Even while
>>others are still eating.
>>I avoid sitting across from her anymore. It puts me off my meal. ugh.
>>Somehow during this chicken wing adventure the rest of us managed to not
>>smear sauce over anything more than our lips...maybe not that even?
>
> I've seen people stick a wing in their mouth, grip it with their
> teeth, and pull it out. Those are the same pigs that do the same with
> ribs.

How do eat them, Lou, with a knife and fork? :-) For gosh sakes, their
finger food.

I've worked with people who eat just as you've described and I
> try very hard not to eat with them. Don't get me going about men with
> beards and mustaches. I want to hurl just thinking about it. I had
> to change tables at a restaurant because I was facing some slob who
> had mayo all over his beard and mustache.

Well, that is an ugly sight.



--
Wayne Boatwright

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