On Jan 16, 11:49*am, Andy <q> wrote:
> Fun with K-Y Jelly.
>
> I got a bottle of K-Y Jelly. I made up a bowl out of
> used condoms and added cucumbers.
>
> Next step is to tear off the tamper-proof wrapper on the cap of the lubricant bottle. Got it off. Then figured my shriveled >
cock needed a good shake so I gave
> it my best and after 5 repetitions, the foreskin popped off and ***
> went EVERYWHERE!!! In more or less a one side to the other direction but it
> spared nothing in it's way. Mother's poor cat!
>
> I spent 1/2 hour wiping the floor, kitchen table, cabinets and ceiling,
> then Clorox wiped and liquid swiffer swept the floor. Took two swiffer
> pads. My mother is gonna kill me when she gets home from her Canasta game!!
>
> Finally I sat down and dumped the last half of the bottle (maybe 1/2 cup?)
> onto my blow up doll and gave that little latex dream the best 30 seconds of my life.
>
> It was delicious.
>
> I think I'll whip up oil & vinegar dressing next time though.

You sick ****.