"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> Fun with salad dressing.
>
> I got a bottle of TJs Goddess salad dressing. I made up a bowl out of
> bagged salad and added cucumbers.
>
> Next step is to tear off the tamper-proof wrapper on the cap of the salad
> dressing bottle. Got it off. Then figured it needed a good shake so I gave
> it my best and after 5 repetitions, the cap popped off and salad dressing
> went EVERYWHERE!!! In more or less a one side to the other direction but
it
> spared nothing in it's way.
>
> I spent 1/2 hour wiping the floor, kitchen table, cabinets and ceiling,
> then Clorox wiped and liquid swiffer swept the floor. Took two swiffer
> pads.
>
> Finally I sat down and dumped the last half of the bottle (maybe 1/2 cup?)
> onto the salad and had lunch.
>
> It was delicious.
>
> I think I'll whip up oil & vinegar dressing next time though.
>
> Andy
>
> --
Picture the same scenario with a full bottle of ketchup. In a travel
trailer with pastel drapes and upholstery, venetian blinds and blonde
panelled walls. If that didn't cause me to kill him, nothing
will.....LOL..... Took forever to clean it up, and when we closed it up for
the winter, and took the tv off it's shelf, there was a splotch in the wall
behind it......Sharon