blake murphy wrote:

>
> >
> >My mom used to give the mailman a jar of homemade
> >jam or jelly at Christmas. I suppose these days
> >that would be officially disallowed because you
> >never know when somebody would want to poison
> >their mailman.
>
> my mother just gave him a joint.

If he is like most of the mail carriers I used to know, he probably sparked it
up right away. They used to love their job.... smoke a jpint, go for a walk and
drop off some mail along the way.