Herself > wrote:
>Blair P. Houghton > wrote:
>
>> Herself > wrote:
>> >What about the gajillion ways to not tear up when cutting onion? I was
>> >told hold a wooden matchstick in my mouth (not lit). Still hasn't
>> >worked.
>>
>> Do what I do: buy a house with a central-air register
>> behind your head. The fumes blow away from you and
>> you wonder what all these fools are doing whining about
>> slicing onions.
>
>And then pick the bits of dust off the chopped onion? :-)

What do you think gravity is doing when the air isn't blowing?

You might as well get some onions sliced in the meantime.

--Blair
"No sweat."