On Mon, 4 Feb 2008 05:02:13 -0800 (PST), Carl Dau
> wrote:

>A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
>with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.
>
>It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
>bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
>destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
>in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
>severely burned my asshole.
>
>I swear, this burger was from HELL.
>

I think you're making this up. What do you people do to make it hurt
coming out the other end? I can eat very hot food. My mouth may be
on fire, I'm crying like a baby and honking like a goose, but it never
bothers my stomach... let alone anything beyond. Are you big sissies?

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