d[ic]k > brayed his usual noise through
message ...
> My newsreader says it's "whiskey".

Then you need a better "newsreader" when spell-checking something.
You might want to check Merriam Webster or any other information
source so your knee doesn't pop you so suddenly or solidly in the
nose.

http://www.answers.com/whisky?cat=technology

So, d[ic]k, go **** yourself.

The Ranger