In article >, enigma
> wrote:

> "Pete C." > wrote in
> :

> > read and separate the fact from the fiction. I hear horses
> > are pretty tasty...
>
> they are, but in the US horses are "pets" & it's illegal to
> eat them.

I hear the French eat horsemeat. That's enough right there to put me
off on it.

Do you know why the French like Swiss cheese? Because the holes give
them little places to hide.

Do you know why people live in the middle of France? I mean, right
smack in the middle of France? Because no matter which way they're
going, they're going out.

Oh, stop it! I love the French.