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(Little Malice) wrote in news:fpk8jb$4m18q_006
@news.avvanta.com:

> One time on Usenet, "Nancy Young" > said:
>>
>> "Mark Thorson" > wrote
>>
>> > Nancy Young wrote:
>> >>
>> >> "arthur alexander" > wrote
>> >>
>> >> > No comment necessary, least of all from me.
>> >>
>> >> But ... I never heard what happened to the tshirt money ...
>> >
>> > It went into the same account with all the
>> > GIrl Scout graft money. Best not to
>> > ask questions about that.
>>
>> Dang. But ... I'm sick and I need for someone to tell me a story!
>
> I'm storyless this morning Nancy, but I'll send you a virtual bowl of
> chicken soup to make you feel better... :-)
>

This story is true alas the cat now has passed and only the command words
I made up at that time and now have forgotten are the only invented part.

Be and my ex were down at my mom's cottage at the beach...A guy we knew
from high school was on the beach and recognized us...We felt impelled to
invite him up to the cottage for coffee. So he's talking about his great
danes a whole bunch. So I starts a Bullshit story about our cat. How it's
very smart and been attack trained . I tells him upon saying a certain
word my cat would assume gaurd mode. I looking around says to him the
word is Magoo, No sooner than the words leaving my mouth the cat runs
into the room jumps up on the coffee table...staring at this guy. So the
cat is holding her end of the BS story together. I say the release word
is MISSISSIPPI an the cat gets up and leaves. I swear this is a true
story...and my cat can BS with the best of them.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore