Blair P. Houghton > wrote:

> Herself > wrote:
> >Blair P. Houghton > wrote:
> >
> >> Herself > wrote:
> >> >What about the gajillion ways to not tear up when cutting onion? I was
> >> >told hold a wooden matchstick in my mouth (not lit). Still hasn't
> >> >worked.
> >>
> >> Do what I do: buy a house with a central-air register
> >> behind your head. The fumes blow away from you and
> >> you wonder what all these fools are doing whining about
> >> slicing onions.
> >
> >And then pick the bits of dust off the chopped onion? :-)
>
> What do you think gravity is doing when the air isn't blowing?
>
> You might as well get some onions sliced in the meantime.

Yeah, but I'm not installing central air here...the workmen would think
I'm nuts :-).
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