On 2008-03-01, Blinky the Shark wrote:

>
> From another group:
>
>
> Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their
> diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the
> welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
> cafeteria for something to eat, but don't eat any employees."
>
> The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss
> remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work.
> We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance.
> However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what
> happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads "No."
>
> After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
> "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You
> fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers
> and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone
> who actually does something."

If it was good enough for the Neanderthals, it's good enough for "a
large corporation"...

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/0...nnibalism.html


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