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Default Paying to eat "Kosher" even if you are not Jewish.

wrote:
> On Mar 14, 6:56 pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
>> Jonathan Kamens <Jonathan Kamens >>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
http://www.snopes.com/racial/business/kosher.asp
>>> "Claim: Certain symbols displayed on the packaging of a variety of
>>> grocery items signify that their manufacturers have paid a secrete tax
>>> to the Jews.
>>> "Status: False."

>> I prefer to call it extortion, but it's all in the name of God
>> so it must be OK.
>>
>> Extortion is what it is.
>>

>
> That's what it is: pure extortion at gun point!
>
> I wanted to buy canned peas the other day. Because I am diabetic, I
> don't want sugar in them. But every can in the store had sugar in it.
> And I had to pay extra for that sugar!
>

Karla I sympathize with your health problem. I had a couple of acquaintances
who suffered with diabetes. The first one was about fifty years old. He was
a bachelor, but did have relatives in the area. He was a rather proud and
self reliant man. He developed cataracts and was scheduled to go in for
surgery. This was in the early 1970s. He became morbidly concerned that he
would become a burden on his relatives. He bought a shotgun from one of the
coworkers at the office, meticulously cleaned up his apartment, and then
on the day that he was supposed to check into the hospital committed suicide.
The second man, he was the director of the UNC computing center, my boss.
He was also a bachelor, whose parents lived up in Cleveland.
Slowly the disease destroyed his mind. He became paranoid. He was relieved
of his position and sent on medical leave. He did not take proper care of
himself and apparently did not tell his folks. Finally someone informed them.
They came down here. He locked himself in his house and also committed
suicide. The third man was being looked after by his aged father, a doctor.
When his father died, he had no one to take care of him. His family tried
but he lived apart and also did not look after himself. The disease destroyed
his mind. He literally starved himself to death. The fourth man I met in the
chronic care facility where I went to visit my mother. He developed gangrenous
foot infections. That's why he was in the hospital. He was operated and
several months later died.
So be careful. Do not disregard your medication. Diabetes has a way of sneaking
up on your sanity.
>
> And whose fault is it? Jews, those damn Jews! I bet sugar is kosher
> (even though most labels don't say so) and some rabbi has made
> $trillions of dollars charging me for the sugar in my peas.
>
> No, wait! I just found a can with no sugar in it. But it says:
> "Kosher". No, I will not buy it. I prefer to die from eating sugared
> non-Kosher peas than to pay $trillions to the extortionist rabbis for
> my peas. And so do all other sweet pea-brained judophobes at
> psychiatric hospitals all over the world.
>
> P.S. Good news. I ended up eating those sugar-free peas after all:
> some extortionist rabbi just came to my house and forced me to eat
> them at gun point. I am gonna live! Le Chaim!
>
> BTW, "Diabetes" - isn't that a Jewish name? I know "Sugar" is. Short
> for Sugarman-Zuckerman. What disgusting bitter names Jews have!
> "Mandelbaum" is the worst. When I heard, I stopped eating almonds.
> Now I eat only pea-nuts (and those tiny peas have even tinier nuts!)
> and only at gun-point. Even bought myself a gun and a microscope. They
> help me eat peanuts, gratify myself, and defend us (yes, I am not
> alone: I live with some friendly aryan tapeworms and several alter
> egos, some openly suffering from paranoia, some - too afraid to admit)
> from the ZOG, usually contemporaneously. My shrink liked the idea too.
> A nice guy. A real German Aryan name. Siegmund Freud. Discovered
> peanut envy in one of my less-endowed alter egos. Sieg, heil! What
> freud!


We know that you are Jewish and can understand that the rest of your
posting is meant to be cynical.
--
Rostyk