On Mar 16, 3:54*pm, "l, not -l" > wrote:
> On 16-Mar-2008, "Paul M. Cook" > wrote:
>
> > And then there was the last brunch.
>
> > Paul
>
> According to the lost Gospel of Willie, the last brunch was held at Denny's
> where everyone enjoyed the everlasting-stack of pancakes and bottomless cup
>

So big that Jesus almost drowned in it.

>
> of coffee.
>

Arabica no doubt. Mean cup of Java!

Mary Magdalene had eggs over easy. She was stoned, as was Peter.

http://www.thesaveloyfactory.com/pai...n-toast-01.jpg

Judas secretely had H&H bagels with Nova Scotia lox and Trader Judas
cream cheese.

http://static.flickr.com/49/186175904_6dd89f369e.jpg

He later secretely walked over to a French restaurant next door and
had Iscargot for 30 bucks a pop, Simon said. Thomas preferred
waffles. Peter and Andrew had fish.

>
>* Some are said to have ordered side-meats of ham and sausage,
> but that translation has not yet been confirmed.
>

This is baloney, Mark my words.

St. Thomas too finds this very doubtful.

Probably a copying typo. They misread "house swine" when the original
read: "house wine". Jesus even said: "May he who is without Zin make
the first toast!".

Heavy fair. Matthew found it particularly taxing.
>
> *The water, served upon
> request, was said to have tasted like Fruit2O that day
>

A homophobic Zionist lie. There was no water. Only wine. Zin, Nemiroff
and Manischewitz by the shofar. Shofar - so good!

>
> Change Cujo to Juno in email address.
>

Ju, no?