Anthony Ferrante wrote:
>
> I know sitting would be easier than standing, but being lazy I am
> always looking for an easy out.

Stupid people typically do things the hard way. Since you've been
lazy your entire life and that hasn't helped perhaps you need to give
being smart a chance. You do realize that lazy people are typically
smart (you're one of the few exceptions), otherwise the wheel would
have never been invented.

When I was a teenager I had a friend, Henry... the strongest kid on
the block. He always thought all the local groceries hired him to
unload the delivery trucks and haul the cases into the basement
because he was smart... Henry never realized that they sought out his
services because he cost less than a forklift.