"Cindi - HappyMamatoThree" > wrote in message
>> some years ago, a woman showed me her vibrator that plugged into the
>> wall. frankly, it scared the shit out of me.
>
> Talk about performance anxiety for anyone she decides to sleep with. "Hey,
> this is what I'm used to are you going to live up to my expectations?"
>
> Cindi
>

I'd go up against a battery operated device because it will die at some
point, but a plug in model can surely outlast me on the best of days.