In article >,
Ubiquitous > wrote:
> What's with all these "on location" eps they've been making lately? And
> why the hell did she drag all that equipment ( but no fridge) to the
> parking lot of a DRIVE IN RESTAURANT? I can only guess she was barred
> from entering the
> kitchen where the real cooking was happening.
Here's the scary thing: We now get Hi-Def FoodTV, and this was the
first time the DVR lit up with a "NEW" episode of SLop. So we got to
see this in HIGH DEFINITION. WIDE SCREEN!
>
> "Sweet potato chili fries" made without sweet potatoes. Thank GAWD.
> SLop took a bag of Oreida fries and redundantly seasoned them, then put
> them on the grill, one fry at a time instead of just dumping them and
> spreading them out.
>
> SLop claimed that Rudy's was selling walnut burgers twenty years ago
> when she was in college spending al her time there and when she invented
> AVOCADO hamburgers. Yeah, right.
Yeah, that old classic, walnut burgers. Huh?
>
> SLop made a walnut burger (did it contain walnuts? I don't recall seieng
> her dump them into th blender) patty looked more like a lump that was
> about to fall apart and started to place it on the grill when we
> suddenly cut to a shot of MV's hands gingerly placing a perfectly-formed
> patty on the grill, followed by a quick return to SLop. Heh.
>
> SLop tried to make mini-corn dogs out of cocktail sausages.Alas, no hand
> jobs this time. I was very disappointed when SLop nibbled on that corn
> dog in lieu of deep-throating it. Very disappointed.
I liked when she rolled it in flour to make the corn meal slop stick,
and then stuck it in the bowl and the corn meal retreated from the
weiner.
>
> Did you know C’lleen had never had avocado on a hamburger before she met
> Sandy? Now you know. Again.
And she's never eaten a burger without avocado since. In 20 years. She
must just be a JOY at fast food restaurants and bbqs.
>
>
> Dad joined me at this point after seeing the classic cars in the lot
The cars were the best part!
> behind SLop. SLop blathered about how some people like thir sauce hot
> and some like it sweet, so by combining the two, everyone would be
> happy. Huh? As SLop mulched the bottled pickeled peppers, Dad commented
> on how he expected to see some fingers in those mulched peppers. Heh.
> BTW, I think you can buy that relish at the store under the name
> "Chow-Chow".
>
> SLop boiled down some root beer and added some sugar. Really?
>
> As darkness approached (did it take her that long to film this ep?),
I'd bet she was there for 3 days.
> SLop babbled something about how she lurves how it looks like a city of
> lights when they turn them on. Thankfully, she did not mention France.
>
> We laughed out loud about SLop giving out mini squeeze-bottles of
> ketchup because everyone argues over ketchup. SLop gushed about these
and yet in other eps she's constantly finding ways to not give the kids
ketchup, like by giving them chili sauce or something.
> cool snap apart place settings she found online somewhere [1], but holy
> crap, they cost $12 for a set of four! How the hell is that going to
> save one money?
>
> [1]: http://www.thisnext.com/item/1CAAB6F...lastic-ware-by
Maybe if, like Sandy, your friends are imaginary?
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