Dave Smith wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
> > Mom likes to watch Rachel Ray in the afternoons so I've caught her show from
> > time to time. �Is it just me or are the portions she makes absolutely
> > *humongous*?
>
> > Yesterday she did a show featuring chicken with roasted vegetables. �She
> > said allow 1/2 a chicken per person. �WHAT?! �She then proceeded to season
> > and place 3 split chickens (and I do mean chickens, not cornish game hens)
> > into a roasting pan with the vegetables. �Who (aside from TFM! LOL) eats
> > like this?
>
> We are talking regular sized chickens?? �

WTF... there is no such thing as a regular sized chicken.

That does seem like a lot. When I buy a
> medium size chicken for the two of us I expect to get at least two meals out of
> it. �

There is no such thing as a medium sized chicken.

We will have half of it one night and then have the rest of it the
next
> night, hot or cold. � When I find small chickens I like to stock up on them

There is no such thing as a small sized chicken.

Chickens don't come in small, medium, and large like tee shirts...
what planet are you from.

This is how I know that you can't and you don't cook... you're
definitely a KFC guy... they do sell small, medum, and large
"portions". You never cooked a chicken in your life, you never even
bought a chicken, you haven't a clue about how chickens are sized.
You are pure KBS (Kitchen Bull Shit)... on garbage day your trash is
filled with KFC buckets, and other assorted fast food trappings.