The Ranger wrote:
> Blinky the Shark > wrote in message
> news
>> The Ranger wrote:
>>> Ditto those "commandments." Filtering on a whole
>>> domain _might_ be fine if you are willing to put up
>>> with the reasonable posters but filtering on keywords
>>> has reaped me a bounty of unmissed trash. Fer
>>> example: Synced up my 'groups and rfc had 125
>>> new posts this morning. With my current filters grinding
>>> away, I popped in to see 43 posts. I'm crushed I
>>> missed 82 messages touting wholesale watches for
>>> cheap designer purses and jordon nike shoes for sex
>>> with jesus and mohamed earning money and gold
>>> in china.
>>>
>> Keyword filtering can be summed up as "try to keep
>> up with new kinds of spam by continually fiddling with
>> your rules". I kinda like "set the right filter, leave it
>> alone, and enjoy Usenet".
>
> You say "either" and I say "either"
> You say "neither" I say "neither"
> "Either" "either", "neither" "neither"
>
> Let's call the whole thing off
>
> You say "potato," I say "patattah"
> You say "tomato", I say "creole tomata"
>
> Oh, let's call the whole thing off
> Oh, if we call the whole thing off
>
> Then we must part and oh
> If we ever part, that would break my heart
> So, I say "ursta" you say "oyster"
> I'm not gonna stop eatin' urstas just cause you say oyster,
>
> Oh, let's call the whole thing off
>
> Oh, I say "pajamas", you say "pajamas"
> Sugar, what's the problem?
> Oh, for we know we need each other so
>
> We'd better call the calling off off
> So let's call it off, oh let's call it off
> Oh, let's call it off, baby let's call it off
>
> Sugar why don't we call it off,
> I'm talking baby why call it off
> Call it off!
>
> Let's call the whole thing off
>
>

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