On Sat 03 May 2008 08:16:39p, PeterLucas told us...

> Gloria P > wrote in
> :
>
>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> It's all in his head. Oh, he wasn't spoiled, just never
>>> exposed or forced to taste or eat anything he didn't want to. As a
>>> child growing up, he subsisted on hot dogs, balogna, and peanut
>>> butter.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Hah! I had a younger cousin, the baby of his family of six, who
>> existed on peanut butter and the occasional ear of fresh corn or
>> chocolate cake until he was married (I don't know what has happened
>> since.)
>>
>> When asked to try something different he would look at it briefly and
>> say "My eyes don't like it."
>
>
> You should have told him not to poke his eyes with his food!! :-)
>
>
> LOL!! That just reminded me of an eating joke........
>
> A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
> he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
> some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes
> and eats them. Then he jumps on to the pool table, grabs one of the
> billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement
> somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you
> see what your monkey did?"
>
> The guy says, "No, what?"
>
> "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He eats everything
> in sight. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."
>
> The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey
> ate and leaves.
>
> Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him.
> He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
> While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
> cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it in his butt, pulls it out and
> eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did
> now?" he asks.
>
> "No, what?" replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry in his
> butt, pulled it out and ate it!" said the bartender.
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. He still eats
> everything in sight but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he
> measures everything first."
>
>

Oh, that's funny!!!

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