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Sheldon Sheldon is offline
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Default Jumbo Shrimp - so called

On May 9, 6:56Â*pm, DK > wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> > On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
> >> On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:

>
> >>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
> >>> wrote:
> >>>> Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
> >>>> Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
> >>>> The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
> >>>> breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
> >>>> size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
> >>>> any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
> >>>> them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
> >>>> going to do.
> >>>> Alexm
> >>> Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
> >>> get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
> >>> that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
> >>> total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
> >>> Lou
> >> You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
> >> has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
> >> shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading

>
> > You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
> > shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
> > "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
> > what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
> > fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
> > functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.

>
> Your responses are amazing. Â*You find a way to trash everyone yet you're
> an old, perpetually single "man" with SIX CATS!


And you know all this about me how, you are clairvoyant?

But everyone here knows you have a pinhead IQ... a brine shrimp has a
higher IQ than you... only a dumb douchebag buys frozen breaded shrimp
and expects gourmet.