Sheldon wrote:
> On May 9, 6:56 pm, DK > wrote:
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
>>>> On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
>>>>>> Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
>>>>>> The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
>>>>>> breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
>>>>>> size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
>>>>>> any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
>>>>>> them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
>>>>>> going to do.
>>>>>> Alexm
>>>>> Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
>>>>> get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
>>>>> that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
>>>>> total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
>>>>> Lou
>>>> You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
>>>> has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
>>>> shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
>>> You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
>>> shrimp with jumbo breading. If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
>>> "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
>>> what you paid for. If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
>>> fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
>>> functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.
>> Your responses are amazing. You find a way to trash everyone yet you're
>> an old, perpetually single "man" with SIX CATS!
>
> And you know all this about me how, you are clairvoyant?
>
> But everyone here knows you have a pinhead IQ... a brine shrimp has a
> higher IQ than you... only a dumb douchebag buys frozen breaded shrimp
> and expects gourmet.

I know it because I can read, Shelly, and you have made yourself an open
(albeit dumb) book.

"Everyone here", Shelly? You can hardly speak for yourself and you are
also too dumb to realize that I'm not the OP.