Nancy Young wrote:

>> I looked at 'stimulus check' and thought, someones got to check to see
>> if you're alive!! :-)
>
> Haha, you're right. Like a terribly personal exam.

LOL, we call that the "trauma handshake"... Hello!
Almost all trauma patients have to suffer that indignity early in their
assessment as we're determining potential spinal cord injury.
I usually mumble something about "I can see you've never been in jail
before..."