AlexDunce sputtered:
> On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon > wrote:
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> > On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm > wrote:
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> > > On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss > wrote:
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> > > > On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm >
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> > > > >Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
> > > > >Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
> > > > >The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
> > > > >breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
> > > > >size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
> > > > >any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
> > > > >them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
> > > > >going to do.
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> > > > >Alexm
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> > > > Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
> > > > get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
> > > > that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
> > > > total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.
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> > > > Lou
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> > > You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
> > > has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
> > > shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
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> > You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
> > shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
> > "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
> > what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
> > fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
> > functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -
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> The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
> offer.

The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
(that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
greasy crumbs and a bucket. Breaded shimp is an illusion... and that
you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.